A Very Zombie Healthcare Solution
The condition of healthcare in the United States has been abysmal for decades now compared to the rest of the developed world. Democrats eked through some cheap, half-measure legislation to try to get the ball rolling, but Republicans are fighting to repeal that as we speak. It looks now like Medicare and Medicaid will both be cut as part of the new budget, and all the while, insurance companies continue to gouge the eyes out of the American public. People don’t know which way is up when it comes to taking care of themselves. So what should you do? Quit being a pansy and become part of the problem. Get infected with the PACE virus and get busy destroying the world. As a brain-eating zombie bad-ass, you’ll be back in control of your life. You’ll be done playing games of “catch up” with your doctor bills and the insurance bureaucracy; in fact, you’ll be on the offensive, chasing around the very A-holes who were making you miserable in the first place. How does immortality sound? You want to be almost completely immune to pain, injury and disease? Stop letting yourself get pissed on by The Man and join the zombie revolution.
