Siamese Twins: Catch One, Get One Free

In your pre-infected life, did you ever crack open a peanut shell and find that there were three peanuts in there instead of the standard two? Siamese twins give me that same feeling: like nature threw me a bone. Not only do you get two brains in one package, but Siamese twins can’t run worth a damn, so bagging a “two-banger” is easy work even for a rookie. Of course, only 1 in 100,000 freshies is a conjoined twin, so you should rightly feel like you hit the lotto if you encounter a pair. I’ll cross my peeling fingers that someday you get to experience that elation.

Posted by jdmcghoul